HUUUMMMPPPP day! Wahoo! Anyone else feel relieved on Wednesdays, knowing that you are only two short days away from T.F.I.G. I’m going to reference Sam Smith for a second, and I know I’m not the only one. We’ve had a busy week here. Wanna recap?
Monday: usual kids in school morning. consisting of a drop off, target run, pick up and lunch at home. followed by a not so typical moment of having your kid poop in a cup for lab tests, only to be trumped by getting blood work done hours later. shockingly, unlike times past, brody rocked it like a pro. dan held the target bag, which inside held a plastic container with a deuce the size of chipotle burrito. maybe that is why brody did not freak out during the tests – he simply was far too proud of his masterpoop masterpiece.
Tuesday: yesterday was a real hoot, i tell ya. dan was out-of-town for business and i was determined to have a relaxed day with the kiddos. i nailed it. i made a vow to myself and the hubs that i would not swipe the debit card for anything else but groceries. i actually stuck to it, which is the equivalent of seeing 8 rainbows and a pig flying all at the same time. to top the day off just right the boys and i took off to our favorite playground and rocked the joint like it was 1999.
Owens face is the best — so unsure.
brody hardly ever looks at the camera now. which drives me crazy, but I’ve come to the conclusion that he gets a real kick out of me giving up so he can just move on.
we sent a quick picture to daddy. quickly i realized that i may need to invest in a teeth whitening kit – i looked at the picture 20x hoping it was the lighting. (it is not.) and shortly after that the 45* temps kicked in and we were on our way back home.
Wednesday: does anyone else say Wednesday in their head as they spell it? just like this – wed-NES-day? today was a ball full of fire and a sure sign i was ready for the hubs to come back to us. School programs and 2 grocery stores and a total of 1 hour in the car by myself left me nothing better to do than to make weird videos of myself and send it to family + friends. instagram, you are a friend to me so you got lucky and i shared with you.
It is now 3:45. I have eaten my daily peanut butter sandwich for lunch. The kids are exhausted from running around with me. The house is quiet as they watch some weird show on YouTube where it consists of watching a mario brothers game be played. Normally I would shut it off but I just had to give myself a minute to sit, and type, and bother you all with this nonsense.
I love nonsense.