Brody has always had a brain the equivalent of 10 sponges. Sometimes, he doesn’t know how to correctly use the words he hangs onto in his head – leaving mom and dad cracking up and others feeling uncomfortable. Other times, his timing with words puts our jaws on the ground.
Dad has an iphone. It’s screen is split down the middle, but still completely usable. Brody likes to ask loud and clear…
“Dad, can I use your crack phone?”
Let’s face it, tuning your kids out when your trying to get something done is a challenge. Brody’s latest attention grabbing phrase …
“Earth to mom!!!!”
Manners are a must. Pre-k seems to be drilling that in more than ever. Brody the butler loves to step in when he sees us struggling to do something …..
“Allow me”
Boys fart, truth be told girls do to. Owen and Brody were taught a saying from their Papa John (Dan’s dad) that makes heads turn in public settings …
“Oh! I farted!” followed by … “Stink Bomb!!” and of course … “Mom, Dad, put your gas mask up!”
Gigi (my mom) got the kids a checkers game for Christmas. Brody now constantly is asking me …
“Mom, come on, let’s play Tic – Tac – Ho.”
Brody lately has a habit of adding “er” to the end of some words. When describing the shapes on some of his toys, he proudly said to Owen …
“Owen, meet my hooker friend”
This nearly 5 year old boy has us all laughing, all the time. I hope he carries his sense of humor through all of his years!